Hank Lockwood gets his Patriots victory lap on PMT

By JR·2 min read
Hank Lockwood gets his Patriots victory lap on PMT

TLDR: Drake Maye threw for 374 yards and 4 touchdowns in a 45-17 rout of the Raiders, and Hank Lockwood opened Monday's Pardon My Take saying he'd been waiting 5 hours.

Start on Thursday, before kickoff. The Patriots were still a.500 team, and the PMT couch had a guy in a Patriots cap sitting on it with a drink.

Viva La Stool
Viva La Stool
@VivaLaStool

Hank is a big Glentleman now!

Glenn Tape Scout
Glenn Tape Scout
@NFLtapeWatch

Had a few minutes so looks like maybe some teachtape tomorrow after all #HSR t.co/gV05oEHci3

Glenn Tape Scout: Had a few minutes so looks like maybe some teachtape tomorrow after all #HSR https://t.co/gV05oEHci3

Glenn Tape Watch is the show's film-study bit, run by PFT Commenter's Glenn Tape Scout character, and this season it has spent a lot of time on Drake Maye. Earlier in the year PMT was promoting a Glenn breakdown of a Maye interception. Then came Sunday, and the Patriots took the Raiders apart from start to finish. By the 3rd quarter the show's account was giving Glenn the credit.

Pardon My Take
Pardon My Take
@PardonMyTake

Glenn Tape watch fixed Drake Maye

To be clear, that's a bit. Nobody at Gillette is getting coached by Glenn. But Hank, the show's resident Patriots fan, wasn't going to let it go to waste, and about 40 minutes after that touchdown he was already looking ahead to this week's episode.

Hank Lockwood
Hank Lockwood
@hen_ease

Can’t wait to watch Glen Tape Watch this week. Pats are so back

He has a point. Maye went 26-of-34 for 374 yards with 4 touchdown passes and ran for another, and he threw no picks. That's 8 total touchdowns over his last 2 games, after just 1 in his first 3. The week before, New England beat Buffalo.

It's a long way from late September, when Wake Up Barstool ran a 'Drake Maye Struggles' episode and Dave Portnoy was counting the Pats among the contenders sitting on 1 win. The team that went to the Super Bowl last year suddenly has its swagger back, and the Pats fans in the building have noticed.

Viva La Stool
Viva La Stool
@VivaLaStool

“I’ve been waiting like 5 hours for this” -Hank

The full episode is on Netflix. Over on Wake Up Barstool that same morning, Portnoy was calling in from home with a clip already loaded, and he skipped the victory lap and went straight to demanding apologies.

Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente

The Patriots are a real Super Bowl contender and all the Drake Maye deniers should be apologizing

Both teams leave the weekend at 3-2, so 'real Super Bowl contender' still needs a few more Sundays to back it up. Until then, Glenn Tape Watch has its easiest week of the year, and Hank finally has a reason to show up early.