Lil Sas steals the show on Son of a Boy Dad 407

Son of a Boy Dad #407 dropped under the title 'Girl Breaking Bad,' and somewhere between the lacrosse helmet on the coffee table and the BodyArmor bottles, Lil Sas quietly hijacked the entire episode. Francis and Rone were in their usual spots on the green couch, but the clips making the rounds all have one common thread, and it's the guy in the middle.

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Girl Breaking Bad | Son of a Boy Dad #407 t.co/B5bzcQsAn0

The headline moment, at least if you're a lacrosse bro currently sweating: Lil Sas teasing that he's got receipts and isn't quite ready to deploy them. 'I don't wanna put you guys on blast' is the kind of line that immediately guarantees somebody is, in fact, about to get put on blast. The lacrosse helmet sitting on the table the entire pod feels less like a prop and more like a warning shot.

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“I don’t wanna put you guys on blast…” -@lilsamsquanch66

From there it just kept rolling. Lil Sas handed out flowers to DaMidgetZimbo, calling him the goat on the pod, which is exactly the kind of cross-promotion that keeps the Barstool comedy underbelly humming. It's a small thing, but it's the move that turns a podcast bit into a whole little ecosystem of mutuals hyping each other up.

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.@lilsamsquanch66 giving props to the goat @DaMidgetZimbo

The other instantly clippable beat was Lil Sas swearing he doesn't read, right up until Francis reminded the room that Dave Portnoy's book drops June 29. Cue the immediate pivot to 'time to start reading.' It's a perfect bit because it works on two levels: it's a genuine plug for Portnoy's June 29 release and it's Lil Sas being honest about his relationship with the printed word.

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“I don’t read” -@lilsamsquanch66 “June 29th @stoolpresidente’s book is coming out” -Francis “Time to start reading” -@lilsamsquanch66

Sprinkle in Francis floating England to win the whole thing and immediately catching a 'Colonizer' from across the couch, and you have an episode that's basically a Lil Sas highlight reel with two co-hosts along for the ride. The StooliesClub crew has been beating the #JusticeForSas drum for a minute now, and 407 is the kind of episode that makes the campaign harder to ignore. If the lacrosse names actually drop next week, this one ages into a teaser. Either way, the kid is cooking.