Big Cat roasts Green Greg for Poor Decisions stunt with zero video

Green Greg's new show with Burnsy, Poor Decisions, has only been live since Wednesday and it's already generating the kind of chaos the Yak crew hoped for when they launched it. The premise is simple: throw Greg and Burnsy on the road, point a camera at whatever unfolds, and let the sports world and the open road do the rest. Episode 1 trended within hours of going live.

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POOR DECISIONS IS LIVE!!!! 🟢🟢🟢🟢

But if there's one recurring bit already forming around Green Greg, it's that the stories are always bigger than the receipts. TJ Hitchings flagged a Coby Bryant moment from the show that apparently rocked, and yet nobody seemed to have it on tape. That pattern held again this week, and this time Big Cat had had enough.

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“Does have any video of this?” -Big Cat “Nope” -TJ “He did no video? Good job Greg!” -Big Cat

"Does he have any video of this?" Big Cat asked. "Nope," TJ replied. Big Cat's response summed up the growing bit around Greg perfectly: "He did no video? Good job Greg!" It's the kind of needling only a guy who's earned it gets, and Green Greg has clearly earned it — he's the reigning Barstool Idol winner, which means the internal roasting comes with the territory.

The lack of video hasn't stopped the internet from trying to piece together exactly who Green Greg even is. One clip circulating from a Yak livestream event shows a guy in a tally-marked tank top tracking his miles, beers, donuts and shots for the day — the kind of unhinged, hard-to-describe energy that's become Greg's calling card.

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Good luck trying to describe what Green Greg looks like

There's also a subplot brewing involving a supposed curse tied to Titus, with Greg reportedly calling to try to get it lifted — proof that even the behind-the-scenes drama around this show is generating its own storylines just days into its run. Between the trending debut, the missing footage, and Big Cat piling on, Poor Decisions is doing exactly what a show built around chaos is supposed to do: give everyone something to talk about, even when there's nothing to actually watch.