Jason Williams returns to Son of a Boy Dad #444
TLDR: Jason Williams is back on Son of a Boy Dad for episode 444, defending his 4-baths-a-day habit with "I've earned it" and recoiling at a burger served on rice buns.
The best bit of the episode is about food, and JWill wants nothing to do with it. The crew put up a photo of a burger with rice patties where the buns should be.
That's the right reaction. A former NBA point guard nicknamed "White Chocolate" shouldn't be expected to trust a sandwich with no bread in it. He hasn't eased up on the topic either, because a few minutes later he's still making the case for silverware.
The headline, though, is the bathing schedule. Rone says JWill told them last week that he takes 4 baths a day. Francis asks the obvious question, and JWill gives the only answer a retired baller needs.
“JWill told us last week that he takes four baths a day” -@rone “Why so many?” -Francis “I’ve earned it” -@barstooljwill
"I've earned it" should be on a shirt by Friday. Nobody's arguing with a guy who spent his career running fast breaks in the NBA. If he wants to soak 4 times a day, the tub is his.
JWill keeps coming back to this show. He was the guest on episode 369, "White Chocolate," back in January, and returned in May for #403, "Boy Hollerin'." The chemistry works because Rone, Francis and Lil Sas treat him like an uncle who drops in with strong opinions and zero filter, and he plays the part every time. They also talked actual ball this week, and the fan accounts clipped one exchange as a win for Sas.
There's some fresh travel news in the background too. A couple of weeks ago, on episode 440, the guys were getting Francis ready for a trip to Japan.
“And Francis, no graffiti while you're in Japan. They take that very seriously.”
So the formula holds: put JWill on the green couches, ask him one normal question and let him go. The rice-bun burger never had a chance. At this point he's showing up every few months, so look for episode 4-something-hundred to bring him back again, still clean, probably still refusing to eat anything that isn't on a bun.
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